A bit more about the Atlas Virus...

The Atlas Virus is a lethal, incurable virus that kills you slowly and painfully. Symptoms include, but are not limited too: Vomiting, Stomach Ache, Runny Nose, Fatigue, Fever, Suffocating, Loss Of Memory and above all, constant, intolerable pain. The Atlas Virus is EXTREMELY contaigous. It originated from me, then infected the rest of the world in exactly 3 minutes 35 seconds. If you take ANY sort of vaccine, the pain will mutiply by ten. If you are infected, please wear and official MJOLNIR full body armour suit and at least 6 layers of surgical masks. If you walk within 10 miles of anybody that's infected, whether theyhave anti-infection gear or not, do the same. By the way, in 3 weeks, the entire world will be infected execpt me, starting from 27th of August 2009 at 2:49 P.M. See ya soon!