Atlas Virus for sale!

Want to poison your enemies? Want to impress your friends? Buy The Atlas Virus, a lethel virus! For sale only from 1st of January to 3rd of January! It costs $900,000 per drop only! Please ask at your local mama shop for more information!

Please visit my newspaper

Please visit my blog-newspaper at www.chongyutimes.blogspot.com or I shall infect you with the you-know-what virus

The Atlas Virus has infected 26745 people!

So far, 26745 people have been infected by the Atlas Virus. Please stay in your houses untill 2090. Thank you
-The idiot responsible for causing the Atlas Virus in the first place aka Atlas/CyEvilcorps

It has worked!

AP has been destroyed! Now, we plan to sell Atlas Virus warheads to aliens! They say it will help them defeat Hazneo, the puppet master. Apparently, he has been turning aliens into puppets! Luckily, the Atlas Virus is believed to be his weakness. So far, we have made 6.4 billion dollars!
I have built a new factory! We are currently producing Atlas Virus warheads and its cure in bulk.
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SA2 Pressure! / How I plan to destroy my rival company

As you probably know, the dreaded SA2's are coming! I've been under alot of pressure! Luckily, I just installed my Warcraft 3 Frozen Thron AND Reign Of Chaos to help me relax! Also, I've just netted another 800,000 thrillion dollars from the aliens! However, a rival company known as AntidotePharmasists (AP) have sent a spy to steal X! I captured the spy and I am now trying to get information from him. In the meantime, I have wired all AP factories, bases and even it's headquarters with Atlas Virus bombs! When they explode they'll level the AP complexes and infect all survivors with my un-contagious-but-more-lethal Atlas Virus Version 2.6! Muhahahahaha!!!!!!! PS: The current Atlas Virus version is version 7.9... had to go through alot of testing with 8 minor and 6 major changes.....

Atlas Virus spreading but vaccine buisness booming!

Recently, I launched a rocket to explore outer space. I meant to open up connections with aliens so that CY EvilCorps(The company I found) could trade weapons with them. However, when the rocket arrived, the aliens only wanted a vaccine for the Atlas Virus. Why? Because the Atlas Virus had infected them! Luckily, I have a vaccine(I refuse to sell this or it's recipe because I'm evil) and I gave it to them. They bought 67.3 thrillion tons of it and built a connecting pipe from CY EvilCorps' headquarters to their medicine department so they could buy more at any time they wished. Instead of trading weopons with them, I decided to trade Atlas Virus vaccines with them. Therefore, CY EvilCorps is rich!!!!!! PS:I refer to my Atlas Virus vaccine as X.

A bit more about the Atlas Virus...

The Atlas Virus is a lethal, incurable virus that kills you slowly and painfully. Symptoms include, but are not limited too: Vomiting, Stomach Ache, Runny Nose, Fatigue, Fever, Suffocating, Loss Of Memory and above all, constant, intolerable pain. The Atlas Virus is EXTREMELY contaigous. It originated from me, then infected the rest of the world in exactly 3 minutes 35 seconds. If you take ANY sort of vaccine, the pain will mutiply by ten. If you are infected, please wear and official MJOLNIR full body armour suit and at least 6 layers of surgical masks. If you walk within 10 miles of anybody that's infected, whether theyhave anti-infection gear or not, do the same. By the way, in 3 weeks, the entire world will be infected execpt me, starting from 27th of August 2009 at 2:49 P.M. See ya soon!