Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Atlas Virus for sale!

Want to poison your enemies? Want to impress your friends? Buy The Atlas Virus, a lethel virus! For sale only from 1st of January to 3rd of January! It costs $900,000 per drop only! Please ask at your local mama shop for more information!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Please visit my newspaper

Please visit my blog-newspaper at www.chongyutimes.blogspot.com or I shall infect you with the you-know-what virus

Saturday, December 26, 2009

The Atlas Virus has infected 26745 people!

So far, 26745 people have been infected by the Atlas Virus. Please stay in your houses untill 2090. Thank you
-The idiot responsible for causing the Atlas Virus in the first place aka Atlas/CyEvilcorps